Please note: This is just a parody, and done in fun. I’m sorry if you find it offensive.  And the only ass that was harmed in the making of this was mine. Can’t tell you how many times I landed on it last year.

Fuck the Snow!
by Mike Durbin

(Sung to the tune of Let it Snow)

Ooooh, the weather outside is shitty,
all around the fuckin city.
And since I’ve got places to go,
fuck the snow, fuck the snow, fuck the snow!

To the car I’ll be flockin,
but the doors won’t be unlockin.
Since the temperature’s too damn low,
fuck the snow, fuck the snow, fuck the snow!

When I finally leave work tonight,
I’ll slip and slide out the door.
And if I land on my ass,
I’ll yell fuck the snow even more.

The snow fall is finally dying,
and my rear is slowly drying.
But I’ve still got places to go,
fuck the snow, fuck the snow, fuck the snow!